Saturday, April 21, 2018

Dundee & Aberdeen

Ha, finding some old classic written stuff. This was written at the end of a long day.


Dundee & Aberdeen

I drank no beers on the train
I got off the train, I caught a taxi, I went to my hotel then left.
I went to one pub and then I went to another pub.
then I went to another pub and then I went to another pub
then I went to another pub then I walked all the way through town
and all the way back
and then I passed all the pubs that I'd been to before
and then I drank at another pub
and then I drank at another pub
and then I went back to the hotel and I met this strange guy
and we walked up the road
and we went to another pub and then we walked to this nightclub
and I had some more drinks there.
and then I caught a taxi home.
And I go to work tomorrow, I really like Scottish people
because they're thin
I really like thin Scottish people
I love them to death.

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